Sulfane

As you probably already know, one of the more dominant chemicals in farts is hydrogen sulfide (H2S, also known as sulfane).

Some facts

Sulfane is a very poisonous gas. It’s rotten egg smell is noticeable at 0.02 ppm but it also anaesthetizes the olfactory senses; the intensity of the smell is therefore dangerously unreliable to its concentration.
Concentrations of 5 ppm cause irritations, 10 ppm gives you headhaches and 100 ppm leads to immediate paralysis and eventually death.
H2S solutions oxydise spontaneously.

Polysulfane

Besides sulfane, hydrogen and sulphur can produce other combinations, so-called polysulfanes: H2Sn (where n = 2-8).

Polysulfanes are reactive liquids with density, viscosity, colour intensity and boiling point increasing with the number of sulphur bonds (the n in H2Sn), where odor is decreasing.

Intelligence and age

Intelligence is mostly expressed as a sigma number (σ1 (or S1), σ2 (or S2), σ3, etc.) representing the standard deviation cut-off in the – assumed to be normally distributed – general popultation.
Furthermore, it can be hypothesised that intelligence and age are somewhat correlated (‘the older the wiser’, you know…), so why not combine the two into a single ‘age to sigma’-indicator..?

‘Age to sigma’..? H2S..!
Enter, the Brain Fart Index…

Some indications

Brain farts of high H and low S are gaseous, cause irritation at low concentrations and give headaches at slightly higher ones, and its solutions vanish spontaniously when exposed to the air. Basically, they stink…
Brain farts are more dense and colourfull, and less volatile and odorous at increasing S-levels.

Find out more?

Assess the H- and S-levels your brain farts produce and take the [BFI test]..!

When submitted, you’ll receive a Personal Score Report, and a certificate to prove it…